Tim is the moist and delicious chocolate pudding cake, I’m just the frosting.

The Met had envisaged two scenarios: an attack on a major public event or a spontaneous report from the public or the police of a bomber on the streets, known as Operation Kratos. 

Everyone at Microsoft who’s seen it is super excited about it - I mean there’s just this huge anticipation for us to finally show it, because it is so unbelievably ambitious.

...all that’s left for you to do is take your prize, and plonk it down… I always knew you were a prize plonker!

I have very little sympathy for 15-year-old girls, they really do deserve to get raped and most would probably enjoy it if they did

Soooomeoooone levelled up!

Oh fuck, the little hole

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Tim is the moist and delicious chocolate pudding cake, I’m just the frosting.